mama..sy mau haiwan belaan!

kura2 ke..ikan ke...kucing ke..hamster ke.
kata mama kura2 bosan..ikan pulak dah ada...tapi byk dah mati..
hamster pulak busuk nti...
kucing?
kat rumah johor jaya dh ada...
mama ckp ambik lah anak kucing kat rumah sana bwk sini..
hehehe....
tiga ekor...
mana satu nk amek?
hurm....
tpi mereka ni sgt degil dan bising..
suara yg teramat nyaring..
hahaha..
lantak lah,,yg penting nk amek jgk!!

oh lesen p!

punya la susah nk dapat lesen!!
dah la instructor kaki kencing...
taw mntak duit jer..
seperti ingin tarik misai azman2 nya yg amat geli..
konon charminglah..
geli...
almost a year jgk nk settle kn lesen sahaja,,
nk dekat 2 ribu habis..
rasa ingin humban kancilnya yg hina itu ke sungai berdekatan...
nasib baik dah dapat dah lesen!

after 1 week lesen keluar...punya lah semangat balik jb..
tiba2 die msg ckp..
"aida..mgu ni saya xde..pegi mancing,,slasa baru balik,,nti sy pos lesen''
seriously??....seriously..
aku mmg dah xtahan sbr ngn pakcik misai ni..
lalu aku reply dgn nada yg agak kurang ajar..
''sy balik jb smata2 nk amik lesen,,en.----- bwk lesen sy pg mancing ke?''
xsmpi stengah jam...dia pun reply
''ya..maaf..nti sy pos ya''

terasa seperti inginku pintal misai nya dgn mata kail!!
nk mancing kne tunjuk lesen pe?
sape yg jaga laut tuu??
kraken??
alasann.....huih...satu hari aku agak bad mood..
masa aku tanya pasal nk hantar lesen die xreply..
dah aku balik jb dan2 lah die pg mancing,,,

mmg aku xkan rekemen pakcik misai gatal ni kat sape2 pun!
jahat??mmg aku jahat..aku dah penat jadi baik sbb asik kne pijak je..
aku terlalu baik dgn semua org including Dia..

ceyh...pasal lesen nk meroyan,,
dah dpt tuu dah laa..
haha!

oh donut!

its been a month now...
how i miss my free donuts..
hahaha...
kalau free mmg sedap..
everytime balik jb mek msti bwk balik donut,,
hehhe...
oh...rindu betul dgn al capone...
and mint caviar,,,
dan beberapa lg jenis donut!.
hahha....bkn xde kat k.l ni..
saje jer ngade2..
tpi kat jb dpt free..
hahahha...

kisah smbal blacan,kipas,television dan megi..

this story actually happen last year..
me n my bf mek,janji nk masak same2 haritu,sbb dia cuti,,
so we went to the market nearby..
meanwhile at the market,tengah aku pilih2 sayur,si mek ni tbe2 amek kacang botol lah,
ulam raja lahh..
aku pn ckp..''eh yg,nk buat ape kacang botol tuu?''
''nk mkn ngn smbal blacan laa''die jwb..
''eh,sy xlarat taw nk tumbuk cili petang2 mcm ni''
then die kata ''sy laa tumbukn''
aku pn..angguk jelah..dh die yg nk volunteer..
then bila sume barang dah beli..kami pn straightly went home..
my sis's hubby is still snoring upstairs,,my sister is still at the office..
so aku pn smbung jela keje aku..kalau kjot mamat tu pn xkn nk suruh die tolong masakk?

when im halfway thru with the cooking,aku pn pggl laa mek,,
''yg..dh nk siap masak ni..tmbuk laa cili''
die angguk...then aku pn smbung laa buat ape yg patut..
skejap2 aku toleh mek..mak aih..smpi bpeluh2 mamat ni tmbuk cili..smangat btol..
tbe2 die kata..
''yg,t.v kat luar tuu xtutup,tlg ttup kn..amek kipas skali'' (atleast dats what i heard)
so aku pn pg laa ttp tv..xsmpi bpe minit...gdebung gdebang...bunyik kipas yg trlanggar dinding mase aku angkut kipas tuu..
dh smpi dapur tbe2 aku tgk si mek ni tercengang..ternganga mulut die..
then aku tnyer ''knpe yg?''
then die kata...''laa,,awk bwk kipas smpi ke dapur ni bwt ape yg??''
aku pn jwb ''td awk yg suruh bwk kipas ni ke dapur (kipas stand)''
tbe2 die mengucap pnjang smbil tepuk2 dahi...
''awk dgr sy ckp ape td?''
aku jwb ''tutup t.v and amek kipas skali''
terus die ketawa smpi terbaring2 dgn batu lesung masih kat tgn..
''SY CKP TLG TTUP T.V AND KIPAS SKALI!!..yg awk bwk kipas ke dpur skali ni dh knape???aduii...pekak2''
lalu aku pn terasa lah sgt malu lalu tersenyum kambing
dia pn ckp''dah..pg ltak balik kipas tu..''smbil ktawe2 lg...

kisah megi ni pulak...
aku pii mkn kat umah parents mek..
smalam nyer pulak tapak kaki aku trkoyak sbb terkne longkang konkrit
yg dah retak kt blakang umah aku..
so berbalut laa kaki ku ke rumah mertua..
mse aku smpi bpk die still tdo..mak tiri die je ade..
so aku pn tlg laa mak die msk..
tgh siang2 lauk si mek plak ckp..''lapa arr..g bli megi jp arr..''
so time die pegi dan2 lah pulak bpk die bgun..
aku tgh duduk jp kat hall dpn..
then bpk die pn tnyer ''nape .. . . . . . lg tuu da??''
aku pn cm dgr2 xdgr sgt...aku pn assumed yg die tnyer anak die..
then aku ckp laa.."pg beli megi bah"
tbe2 die mengucap smbil ckp ''hai...da..da..''
''abh tanya knapa kaki tu da??ape yg megi nye?
kau ni mmg btol pekak laa da..''

haduiii....malu nyer aku mse tu..smpi mkn bpk die dok ktawe2 lg..mek jgn ckp laa..
asal tgk muke aku jer tros die bdekah2 ktawe..

nk buat mcm mana..aku mmg dah separa pekak..
lantaklah..

L'Amour...

love is like a poison apple..
y?
because... a red and juicy apple is such a temptation..
just like love..
to finally get to bite n chew the juicy apple is such a sensation..
just like love..
but when u swallow the apple..n when it digested..
it can kill u..instantly..just like dat..

sooo..the conclusion isss...love is a very hard thing to avoid..
when u finally get them..u will feel the happiness dat strikes u,
the many colours of rainbow only u can see..
the talking flowers that only talks to you..
n some other annoying stuff..

so dont..bite into the apples that u found..keep them..
savour them..take a good care of them..
n they will not hurt u..
i promise

p/s;i love u syg.